Monday, June 11, 2012

The Masters Tournament

Aguila, The Home of the Masters
Warming Up

Alexis before his unbelievable plan failed to work

Charlie didn't need any practice apparently

Berto was still nursing a wrist injury

Focused on the prize

The Tournament officially tees off

Chris brought his socks to match the jacket

Creamsicle Camacho

Charlie had some early round nerves and ended up in the bushes

Berto and Mike can't even find Berto's ball

Nice approach shot by Carlo  
Harold just now realizing that this isn't a nine hole course anymore 
Did the socks help the stroke?

Charlie: "No, Really I got a 4!"
Carlo: But that was your 5th shot!"
Berto: "SNOWMAN!"

The shoes did not help Alexis' game

Harold's form needs a lot more work

Lex with the approach


The aftermath of the approach 

This ball headed right for us, I was lucky to get out of the way before it hit me!

Magoo deciding whether or not he should give himself a 4 or 5


Mike contemplating his next shot 

He hit a good one! 
Teeing off

9 Holes later, Charles is still in the wilderness 

"Hey where is my ball?"
"Now Check Out This Golf Shot"

Seriously, Check Out This Golf Shot! 

Magoo enjoying his lead at the halfway point!

Mike with the chip shot

Different shoes, Same Results!

Cart 69, That was the only good thing about their round!



I'll do your taxes if you let me wear the jacket 
Magoo has to be the only guy who can bounce a putt! Look at the air under that ball!

2 Clubs, no cart? Berto clearly lost his ball!

Oh Wait, It was on the complete other side of the course! 





Nice shot by Chris 

Look at the putt form by Harold!


Another shot by Lex that we had to look for 

The nice scenery at Aguila


Magoo lost his ball after the tee shot, but somehow still got a 5 on this hole

Whenever you're digging in your bag, it's bad news!

Still digging
Looking suspicious...

Carlo: "Hey here goes my ball Charlie"
Charlie: "Why does it look brand new?
Carlo: "Oh I just washed it before the Tee shot"
Charlie: "mmhmm"

Mike and Berto had given up on the tournament and decided to get crunk!


the shot after Carlo "found" his ball. 

Magoo shooting after his lost ball

This isn't a scenery shot, that splash you see in Magoo's ball. Somehow he STILL shot a 5 on this hole!

"Hey Charlie, just say you found your ball and place it on this nice patch of grass over here. I do it all the time!"

On the 18th Teebox

Look at that follow through!

Dylan had terrible form all day! 


The finishing part looked OK

Coyote on the course


He was looking at Berto like he was the next meal!

You may want to move your ball next time Mike is driving by!

The coyote decided going after Berto was not worth his life! 


Berto trying on the Jacket before we told him he had not won the tournament


Berto presenting Charlie with the Jacket because he had the worst score!

Your 2012 Masters Champion: Charlie Hopkins. He won with a score of 77, Beating out Dylan by 1 stroke! 

The Official Final Scorecard of the Masters Tournament 



Thursday, June 7, 2012

Masters Tee Times!!






















The Tee Times For The Masters Are As Follows:
Group One (6:37)
Don (12)
Alexis (33)
Dylan (18)
Harold (33)

Group Two (6:45)
Jeff (0)
Chris (15)
Jesse (33)
Magoo (33) 

Group Three (6:53)
Mike (33)
Carlo (15) 
Berto (33)
Charlie (18)


The Masters is finally here!! The Green Jacket is up for grabs, Who is taking it home?!

Sunday, June 3, 2012

Masters Information!


The Official Scorecard of The Masters



I made the decision to cap our tour handicaps at 33. This is in part to the terrible play of over 60% of the tour participants! 

Handicaps are as follows:
Jeff - Scratch
Don - 12
Carlo - 15
Chris -15
Dylan - 18
Charlie - 18
Harold - 33
Mike - 33
Magoo - 33
Berto - 33
Alexis - 33
Jesse - 33



What this Handicap Means:
         
        The number of your handicap is the number of strokes we will take off your game. This is to ensure we all have a shot at the coveted jacket. The handicap evens the field for everybody but still requires everyone to play better than what they normally do. So for example if Berto shoots a 105 on Saturday we will subtract 33 from his score, giving him a score of 72. If there are any questions let me know and I'll explain this further. 

IMPORTANT INFORMATION!!!

We Have 2 Tee Times @ 6:37 & 6:45, Please show up on time! This is the biggest event on our tour and it demands respect! 

Green Fees are $29.00

I will also randomly draw out names for groupings so you know when you will be teeing off, so there will be no excuses for being late!

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO MULLIGANS in this tournament!! 

The website did not say anything about dress code, but we all know we have to look sharp for this one! 

For those who can come, you are all invited to the BBQ and fight night at my house after the tournament. We booked an early tee time so you can all go home and change, for those who do not need to do that you can come over right after and hang out. 

The MASTERS is finally here!! Who's going to wear the jacket?!?!?!

San Marcos Results & Pics

Chris & Dylan Tie for 1st, Mike and Magoo.... Not so much.  

Berto's Wristband helped him come back from 10 down against Magoo!

Somebody hit a birdie!!!

Who Knows where that ended up!

Berto wondering what size shirt Chris is wearing! 

Look at the perfect form!

In the midst of his 124 stroke round

Best shot of Reuben's day!

This one skipped off the street!

Charlie Hopkins' Classic Putter!



Reuben looking like a stalker!
Contemplating how 70% of the tour ended up in the water....

Some of the scenery

Berto used the right club to mount his comeback! 

Berto and Magoo holding up our group

Lying to each other about how good they were shooting

FORE!!!


*Splash*

Comeback King 

After a 290 yard drive

Some of the participants today. (Berto keeping the tour classy as usual!)
Chris posing for Avengers 2

The camera man got it right 
Was he trying to cut out Charlie?!