Rule 1- Count all shots! Lost balls and drops included. Even count your bad shots (talking to you Magoo).
Rule 2- Only one mulligan per 18 holes! Available for use on any shot (Tee shot, Fairway,short game, & putts).
Rule 3- Talking in backswings is PERMITTED as long as it's funny! If not save it for in between shots!
Rule 4- Proper attire for the course we are playing! No halo shirts (Magoo this is for you again).
Rule 5- Point system is based on how many show up. If 6 people play then there will be 6 points awarded for the winner, if you show up you will at least get one point. We reward attendance on tour.
Rule 6- Be on time! We have Tee times on tour, do not miss them (this is for berto!).
Amendment 6.1 - At NO point EVER should Alexis and Magoo be in the same group! This is for the sake of all other players on tour.
Rule 7- No phone calls about Dim Sum at crucial moments, it is disruptive to ALL players (we all know who this is directed towards).
Rule 8- No throwing clubs. We are a professional tour, Save that stuff for the amateur tour (Carlo I'm looking at you).
Amendment 8.1 - Using clubs from other bags is PERMITTED. This is a time saver and is sometimes necessary due to lack of equipment on tour (This is the Jesse rule).
Rule 9- Leave your shirt on. We all know it's hot but we are not playing shirts and skins. Cutoffs are acceptable.(Chris pay attention to this one).
Rule 10- This is last, but it is the most important one. Trash Talk is a must! Be prepared to dish it and take it, the tour was founded on this and it will continue the tradition for the duration of the tour!
I agree with all of the rules except for mulligans on putts!! thats a no no.. if you cant putt thats your own fault. Hell we got one guy that continues to walk in our line while we putt.. why add a mulligan to that. 2nd Someone needs to be making sure that all strokes are counted Humm I know that person who always seems to get a great score while hitting from the bunker three times in one hole( Magoo).
ReplyDeleteWell you're only allowed one mulligan per round so if you choose to use it on a putt, your entire game has to be on point! That's the risk you take when you are on tour!
ReplyDeleteNice!! What's the rule on killing squirel?
ReplyDeleteI may have to put an amendment in on wildlife behavior...
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